Furious George at Grand Coulee Dam

My promoters were driving me around, you know, looking for someone that I could box, when they decided they needed to stretch their legs, whatever that means. Tyler, my one promoter, suggested we take the dam road and look at some dam sights. I didn't know he swore so much.

We went looking around inside the visitor's center. I found this big rock thing that they took out of the dam. If they didn't need it, why did they put it in there in the first place?

I saw this and I thought it was pretty funny. It was the only cool thing in the whole visitor's center, besides the A/C. That cheapskate Tyler won't fix the A/C in his car, I mean my touring bus, and it was like 9,000,003 degrees outside. That's a hot dam!

There wasn't anyone around at the dam to box, so I decided to settle for a dam beer.

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