Furious George in Las Vegas

These are my promoters Tyler and Angie. When I first met them, they signed me to a good deal to fight a gorilla at the Aladdin Casino in Las Vegas. I was hyped. I'd only thought about being a boxer for one day, and I was already signed up for a fight.

Unfortunately, earlier in the day I had an "incident" with my trainer. He thought I needed to work on my combinations, but I thought I should rest up for my big bout. Well, one thing led to another and I ended up choking him unconcious.

When my promoters came by later to take me for some photo ops, I was still a little wound up. I don't remember what Tyler said that upset me so much, but I nailed him with an uppercut. He dropped like a sack of potatoes.

For some reason, the Las Vegas Boxing Commission held these things against me. They decided not to issue me a license to fight in Las Vegas. While I'm flattered that I'm more like my hero Mike Tyson, I'm also sad I didn't get to punch out that gorilla. However, a few hours at the slot machines had me feeling better. Vegas is my kind of town.

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